#OregonShooting – A found poem

I Suggest

you enter a classroom and 
tell people you will take them 
as hostages. Make everyone get 
in one corner and then 
open fire.

		>be american
		>get shot

I suggest you carry a knife on your belt as last resort.

It's either you kill me 
or my parents do, 
		I'll be waiting lad

nobody cares   you're pathetic   this is why no one likes you

If this happens I'll smile OP, do it for that.

You might want to target a girls school which is safer

It takes a great man to do great things. 

Im somewhat a normie and i wouldnt be sad 
if i got killed by your hand.

			Make sure there is no way 
			someone can disarm you. 

Become Legendary.

	Do not use a shotgun.

I would suggest a powerful 
assault rifle and a pistol or 2x pistols. 
Possibly the type of pistols who have 15+ ammo

Keep me in your prayers

		why don't you just talk to a girl 

	if someone is holding your gun

	Fuck off asshole,
don't just kill 


			aim for shitty people 
				     at least

I will pray that you 
accomplish your goals 
and find happiness.

no one will respect you for this they'll just 
for the shit coward you are

Spare the kind fools, 
	humdrum druggies, 
		and churchies and 
				go for he 
				whom really 
				the populous: 
				Chads and Stacies 
				who have scorned 
				many and yourself.

You'll do the world a favour 

	will this thread be on the news?

Fuck you you are gonna make us 
white people 
look bad 

dream on, beta faggots. 
		literally nothing 
		will happen 

	This is the only time I'll ever be in the news 
				I'm so insignificant 

Is beta uprising finally going down?

Hope you get a high score. Thanks for the warning. 

You're only shooting college age students, correct? 
I have grandparents that live up there. 

Kill them all for us 

ill be waiting with fingers crossed. 
ill be the 1st to die 

Make us proud 

Don't let your memes be dreams. Do it. 

maybe cringey 
disney art 
will be made 
of you 
by middle 

The fuck is wrong with you people.

You gunna get bopped 

Do it. 

Do it OP, if only to stir the pot. 

The true beta uprising is refusing to be girls' last options
We should put our value in ourselves and get pissed. 

I am so excited 
for this. 

We are the best thing we got. 

If this comes true then thank you for my late birthday gift 

Don't let us down, OP


This poem is composed of the responses on the anonymous 4chan board where the Oregon shooter (whose name I refuse to use) warned others Northwesterners not to go to school the next day and boasted that he’d be posting a “happening thread” in the morning.

OP stands for “original poster” (the killer).


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