Stop pulling my leg.
It’s too easy for me to
get carried away.
Okay, yeah, that’s a pretty awkward line break, but I couldn’t resist putting two cliches in the same haiku.
(My apologies to real haiku-ers everywhere. I don’t mean to “pun-nish” you. Harhar. Erg. Somebody, stop me.)
And for last week’s Wednesday Muse haiku, check this out.